While mowing today a small SUV pulls up and i figure he needs directions.  So i walk over to see what he wants and he says "oh, you're not who i thought you were-sorry."  I say "no problem" and start to walk away.  Then he says, "well maybe you are-do you smoke?"  nope.  (thinking maybe he wants to bum a cigarette.  (duh) Then he says "do you know anyone who smokes?  Well, Nathan does, but i'm not telling him that.  "No, i don't, sorry"  Then he looks at me and says "OH, NO.  not drugs or anything, just weed"  "Just weed."  "no, can't help you" i reply (although i really could but won't) :) " Oh, ok, I just moved here from Tyler-well, i see you're working so i'll let you go."  He turns around and honks as he drives off.
Not drugs-just weed.  Since when did weed become legal?  Did i miss something there?  Did i mention he had a kid in the front seat too?  About 7-9 i'm guessing, and he's out trying to score some weed.  Did i also mention that he acted like he had already HAD some weed-or something-at noon.   I guess he could have been an undercover cop looking for a bust, using the kid to throw you off,  but somehow i seriously doubt it.
 
You should have said oh just weed? Sorry, all I have is crack.
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